Bownie. Brazilian. Medicine student

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Medical (for nasty things and bloodies)

NSFW (PORRRRNNNNNN)

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hypnus:

maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

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#me

aperturemurder:

I’ve watched this vine like 50 times now,

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bewbin:

shouldnt:

crabbily:

departured:

Comment with the best blog you follow!

i literally only follow shouldnt.tumblr.com, the blog is so good

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you must have the best dashboard on all of tumblr, I am sort of jealous

how did u see the original post if you only follow that one blog?

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recentgooglesearches:

how to dedicate my life to cock

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the-spoopiest-of-souls:

I laughed too hard

the-spoopiest-of-souls:

I laughed too hard

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A terrible Spanish joke:

a-promise-in-the-snow:

At the Olympics, a group of Spanish men go to London to watch the canoe race. They go to a bridge to see it better.

The English team passes under their bridge, and they start screaming: “¡HIJO DE PUTA, HIJO DE PUTA!” (“Son of a bitch, son of a bitch!”). The team just looks at them and keeps going.

Then, the French team passes under their bridge, and they start screaming: “¡HIJO DE PUTA, HIJO DE PUTA!” (“Son of a bitch, son of a bitch!”). The team just looks at them and keeps going.

Then, the Spanish team passes under their bridge, and they start screaming: “¡HIJO DE PUTA, HIJO DE PUTA!” (“Son of a bitch, son of a bitch!”). The team looks at them, and starts screaming back “‘HIJO DE PUTA, TÚ! ¡CABRÓN!” (“You are a son of a bitch, asshole!”). Then, the Spanish group of men say “¡ESTOS SON, ESTOS SON! ¡CAMPEOOOONES, CAMPEOOOONES!” (“This one is our team, this one is out team! Champions, champions!”).

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mahoganay:

heyfunniest:

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this is what butts sound like

i will forever reblog this post

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john-robbie:

vietnamzee:

since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

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LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG

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